I’ll jiggle your thighs, I’ll have you committed

I work with computers he said Mr. Dennis said to his gang.

I work with computers was not what I said said the waiter.

Mr. Dennis said that the waiter worked with computers.

I don’t the waiter said.

You said you work with computers.

I didn’t.

You said I work with computers.

I didn’t say that I said you have to order at the till.

You said computers I work with computers.

I don’t work with computers. I didn’t say that I worked with computers.

You work with computers.

I don’t.

You said you did.

I didn’t say I work with computers.

You did said Mr. Dennis.

The waiter said I didn’t.

You did. I heard you say it, clear as day. I heard you say you work with computers.

No.

I work with computers I heard you say.

You didn’t hear that.

I heard you.

You didn’t.

I heard you say that you work with computers.

I said you have to order at the till.

I heard you say I work with computers. I heard it clearly.

You didn’t hear me.

No. I didn’t mishear.

I think you must have misheard.

I didn’t.

But I didn’t say I work with computers I said you have to order at the till.

He said he worked with computers Mr. Dennis said to his gang mates. You said you work with computers.

I said you have to order at the till.

You said this: I work with computers.

I didn’t say that I worked with computers.

You said that you worked with computers.

I didn’t.

You said I work with computers.

No. I said you have to order at the till.

I heard you say that you work with computers.

You didn’t.

I work with computers you said. He said that he worked with computers Mr. Dennis said to his gang.

I said that you had to order at the till.

No you said you work with computers.

You have to order at the till is what I said. I told you you had to order at the till.

You said I work with computers. You said you work with computers. He said I work with computers Mr. Dennis said to his gang.

If I worked with computers I might have said I did.

You do work with computers. You said I work with computers.

I don’t work with computers. I was telling you, when you thought I was telling you I work with computers that you have to order at the till.

You said that you worked with computers, clear as day. He said I work with computers Mr. Dennis said to his gang.

No. I said you have to order at the till.

You said I work with computers

I might have said I work with computers if I did work with computers.

You did. You do.

I don’t.

You do.

If I did work with computers I might have said I work with computers.

That’s what you did.

No I said you have to order at the till.

You said you work with computers.

If I worked with computers I might have said that I work with computers.

You said that you work with computers.

I didn’t.

No.

I said that you have to order at the till.

You said something about computers. I’m in a gang.

What could I have said about computers.

You said that you worked with computers.

Not at all.

He said he did something with computers said Mr. Dennis to his gang. You said that you did something with computers. You did say that you did something with computers didn’t you. He said he did something with computers. He said I do something with computers didn’t he.

I didn’t say I did anything with computers said the waiter.

You said I work with computers.

I said the waiter said you have to order at the till.

You work with computers, or at least you said that you did.

I didn’t say that I did. I didn’t say I did anything with computers. I don’t do anything with computers.

I am sure that you work with computers. You said that you did something with computers.

What would I do with computers.

Work with them.

I would not and did not mention that I work with computers.

What about when you said you work with computers.

That was me saying you have to order at the till.

No, you didn’t say that. You said I work with computers.

My mother worked with computers. Is that what you are referring to.

It is not. I would not say that, Mr. Dennis said. I said what I said and say what I say because you said I work with computers.

I definitely told you that you have to order at the till, and not that I work with computers.

I work with computers you said. You work with computers.

No the waiter said. I said you have to order at the till.

I heard you say that you worked with computers. I didn’t know that your mother worked with computers.

I think you heard incorrectly.

I am sorry, but did you say you work with computers.

I didn’t.

No, see you are wrong.

You are wrong.

You said that you worked with computers did you not.

No.

You did.

Sir, I told you this: that you must order at the till, the waiter said.

I don’t think you did. I think you said that you work with computers. I work with computers were your words.

They weren’t I have never used those words.

Mr. Dennis whispered this: you are embarrassing me in front of my gang.

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